The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 5
Editor’s note: This is the final installment of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.
Lentz_stacie_14: im here baby
Zach: hey baby i missed u
Lentz_stacie_14: i missed u but u do want u to get me pregnant iwll u please baby
Zach: idk wat woul ur mom think
Lentz_stacie_14: idk she be mad at first but then she will know shes going to be a grandma dont u want one baby
Zach: not really rite now baby
Lentz_stacie_14: oh k babe so what if i do get pregnant what r u going to say or do
Zach: idc ill stay wit u
Lentz_stacie_14: really awwww i love u so much baby i want u here plz baby i need u promise me ull be wit me forever
Zach: i promise u baby
Lentz_stacie_14: i love u and u can ask me ur questions now
Zach: how many times u ben done
Lentz_stacie_14: 8 times but by only 1 person
Lentz_stacie_14: how about u
Zach: dam ok
Zach: um too many lolol jkjkjk
Lentz_stacie_14: r u clean have u always used a condom
Zach: yes everytime
and im clean
Lentz_stacie_14: k r u sure u love me and want to be with me forever and have kids wit me
Zach: yes baby im sure wbu
Lentz_stacie_14: im postive and i wanna be positive with ur baby soon
Zach: dam y u want a kid so bad baby
Lentz_stacie_14: kinda yea i loveu and i gtg ill try and be on ina few mins
Zach: ok baby
Zach: wen u get on in the morning get on pantera
