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July 7, 2009 at 10:48am
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The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 2

Editor’s note: This is installment two of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.

Zach: aw rite do u drink or smoke
Zach: i want all 3 my hands on u rite now lolol
Lentz_stacie_14: i do both an 1 is a leg
Zach: yea my middle leg lol
wat u smoke
Lentz_stacie_14: kool i dont do pot do udo pot
Zach: i luv my mary jane baby
i smoke cigarettes and drink every once in a while
Lentz_stacie_14: i cant date u if u do pot im sorry
Zach: i dont do it on a daily basis but i used to wen i was younger
Zach: im glad i quit that sh*t though
Lentz_stacie_14: im sorry u just told me u love it so u still do it its me or pot u pick u love us both who do u love more u wanna lose me
Zach: i put that on every thing i love including u i dont smoke it
Zach: i used to like 2 years ago but i swear i dont do it now
Lentz_stacie_14: idk im cryin cuz i cant believe it im sorry
Zach: baby i swear i dont do it i love u so much
i would never hurt u and i wana old u rite now
Lentz_stacie_14: i believe but it still hurts im still crying baby i love u
Zach: im not a pot head baby im sorry i wana c u rite now
im not gonna lie to u ur my girl forever
Lentz_stacie_14: how am i ur gurl forever were not married or anything i love u
Zach: we mite b lol
im jus lettin u no my past and wat all ive done so im not a stranger wen we meet i love u

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