The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 1
Editor’s note: This is installment one of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.
Zach: u here stacie.
Lentz_stacie_14: yeah im here why did u wanna go here
Zach: hey wat is ur myspace psswd so i can add u to my top friends i swear i wont fu*k anyhing up baby u can change it
Lentz_stacie_14: i cant tell u im sorry im so sorry but thats something i cant tell u i love u do u still love me
Zach: y not baby
Lentz_stacie_14: i dont remember it and i dont want u to know im sorry do u still love me
Zach: y baby cuz u got sh*t on there about ur other boyfriend
Lentz_stacie_14: no i dont dont say that ever i havent been on it in months
Lentz_stacie_14: r u there
Zach: ok baby but y wont u tell me
im ur man
Lentz_stacie_14: cuz i dont remember it and u r my man who else do i have i love u dont u get it
Zach: yes and ur my baby
but do u not trust me
Lentz_stacie_14: i do but its hard to tell cuz i dont know it
Lentz_stacie_14: im sorry c u just stop pushing me i dont remember it last time i had to have it mailed to me to my yahoo then i deleted it im sorry i love u
Lentz_stacie_14: so do u have another girl friend on ur myspace or do u just have two myspaces hiding her just wondering
Zach: im so sorry baby i love u so much
i dont want to loose u ur my everything
Lentz_stacie_14: ur my everything just dont push me and u wont lose me i love u soo much and what questions do u want to know
Lentz_stacie_14: so do u have another girl friend on ur myspace or do u just have two myspaces hiding her just wondering
Zach: im not pushing u babyi never will i dont do that to a girl i treat them well
Lentz_stacie_14: well it seemed like it u wouldnt drop the password thing when i told u idk i loveu and dont wanna fight tell me ur questions k
Zach: i never put my hands on a woman unless they want me 2
Lentz_stacie_14: i want ur hands on me now then right now
