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downwitthesouth: Someday you will understand, and it will be a significant step on your path to adulthood. When did understanding animal rites determine your path to adulthood? how stupid is that the man was fighting dogs dogs!! Americans want to act like this is so wrong fighting dogs when you got kids dying in araq now thats wrong putting all this violence and nudity on t.v. and magazines on biiboards ruining these kids mind thats wrong the man was fighting animals animals the same thing you eat at mccdonalds a animal.

The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 5

Editor’s note: This is the final installment of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.

Lentz_stacie_14: im here baby
Zach: hey baby i missed u
Lentz_stacie_14: i missed u but u do want u to get me pregnant iwll u please baby
Zach: idk wat woul ur mom think
Lentz_stacie_14: idk she be mad at first but then she will know shes going to be a grandma dont u want one baby
Zach: not really rite now baby
Lentz_stacie_14: oh k babe so what if i do get pregnant what r u going to say or do
Zach: idc ill stay wit u
Lentz_stacie_14: really awwww i love u so much baby i want u here plz baby i need u promise me ull be wit me forever
Zach: i promise u baby
Lentz_stacie_14: i love u and u can ask me ur questions now
Zach: how many times u ben done
Lentz_stacie_14: 8 times but by only 1 person
Lentz_stacie_14: how about u
Zach: dam ok
Zach: um too many lolol jkjkjk
Lentz_stacie_14: r u clean have u always used a condom
Zach: yes everytime
and im clean
Lentz_stacie_14: k r u sure u love me and want to be with me forever and have kids wit me
Zach: yes baby im sure wbu
Lentz_stacie_14: im postive and i wanna be positive with ur baby soon
Zach: dam y u want a kid so bad baby
Lentz_stacie_14: kinda yea i loveu and i gtg ill try and be on ina few mins
Zach: ok baby
Zach: wen u get on in the morning get on pantera

The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 4

Editor’s note: This is installment four of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.

Zach: were u at baby
Lentz_stacie_14: really i love u u can ask me now
Zach: idk baby i love u and all but we gotta meet first
Lentz_stacie_14: why so u can see me and say u dont love me
Zach: naw baby i jus wana c u first we gotta spend sum time together and u no get to no each other a lil better but i do love u
Lentz_stacie_14: k will u ever leave me if i gott pregnant
Zach: no baby never
Lentz_stacie_14: what if u get me when we meet i dont believe in aborstions
Zach: im not tryin to get u pregnant yet
Zach: i will be with u forever then
Lentz_stacie_14: i want to have a kid so make me plz
Zach: idk baby if im ready yet
if i do it gotta be a boy lolol
Lentz_stacie_14: i want it will u pl give it to me and iwant a girl
Zach: so basically ur saying u wana be fu*ked but i gotta wear a condom baby
Lentz_stacie_14: i gtg go ill be back on in like and hour and i wanna be pregnant get me prego plz i love u bye
Zach: ok baby
lemme no wen u get on
Zach: ill get on in like exactly anhour baby

The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 3

Editor’s note: This is installment three of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.

Lentz_stacie_14: babe its not funny i wanna be married to u iwant kids wit u
Zach: i wish i wouldnt have dona all the things i have done in my past but i wish i could go back and change them cuz i really would but i got my life straightened out my life now
Zach: i wana marry u to and i do want kids with u in the future
u r the best thing thats everhappened to me i promise
Lentz_stacie_14: what did u do and why is ur life straight now
Zach: i rele dont want to get into that baby but i love u
Lentz_stacie_14: i wanna know plz i love u
Lentz_stacie_14: when r u going to ask me to marry u baby
Zach: well like i sed i used to do drugs but im clean for about two years now but ive ben on house arrest a couple of times and ive stolen sh*t and ive been in a hell of a lot of fights and stuff
Zach: wen we meet i proly will ask u

The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 2

Editor’s note: This is installment two of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.

Zach: aw rite do u drink or smoke
Zach: i want all 3 my hands on u rite now lolol
Lentz_stacie_14: i do both an 1 is a leg
Zach: yea my middle leg lol
wat u smoke
Lentz_stacie_14: kool i dont do pot do udo pot
Zach: i luv my mary jane baby
i smoke cigarettes and drink every once in a while
Lentz_stacie_14: i cant date u if u do pot im sorry
Zach: i dont do it on a daily basis but i used to wen i was younger
Zach: im glad i quit that sh*t though
Lentz_stacie_14: im sorry u just told me u love it so u still do it its me or pot u pick u love us both who do u love more u wanna lose me
Zach: i put that on every thing i love including u i dont smoke it
Zach: i used to like 2 years ago but i swear i dont do it now
Lentz_stacie_14: idk im cryin cuz i cant believe it im sorry
Zach: baby i swear i dont do it i love u so much
i would never hurt u and i wana old u rite now
Lentz_stacie_14: i believe but it still hurts im still crying baby i love u
Zach: im not a pot head baby im sorry i wana c u rite now
im not gonna lie to u ur my girl forever
Lentz_stacie_14: how am i ur gurl forever were not married or anything i love u
Zach: we mite b lol
im jus lettin u no my past and wat all ive done so im not a stranger wen we meet i love u

The Ballad of Zach and Stacie, Part 1

Editor’s note: This is installment one of a five-part serial chronicling a pair of star-crossed, punctutation-eschewing lovers, who found each other on a Prince message board, and never looked back.

Zach: u here stacie.
Lentz_stacie_14: yeah im here why did u wanna go here
Zach: hey wat is ur myspace psswd so i can add u to my top friends i swear i wont fu*k anyhing up baby u can change it
Lentz_stacie_14: i cant tell u im sorry im so sorry but thats something i cant tell u i love u do u still love me
Zach: y not baby
Lentz_stacie_14: i dont remember it and i dont want u to know im sorry do u still love me
Zach: y baby cuz u got sh*t on there about ur other boyfriend
Lentz_stacie_14: no i dont dont say that ever i havent been on it in months
Lentz_stacie_14: r u there
Zach: ok baby but y wont u tell me
im ur man
Lentz_stacie_14: cuz i dont remember it and u r my man who else do i have i love u dont u get it
Zach: yes and ur my baby
but do u not trust me
Lentz_stacie_14: i do but its hard to tell cuz i dont know it
Lentz_stacie_14: im sorry c u just stop pushing me i dont remember it last time i had to have it mailed to me to my yahoo then i deleted it im sorry i love u
Lentz_stacie_14: so do u have another girl friend on ur myspace or do u just have two myspaces hiding her just wondering
Zach: im so sorry baby i love u so much
i dont want to loose u ur my everything
Lentz_stacie_14: ur my everything just dont push me and u wont lose me i love u soo much and what questions do u want to know
Lentz_stacie_14: so do u have another girl friend on ur myspace or do u just have two myspaces hiding her just wondering
Zach: im not pushing u babyi never will i dont do that to a girl i treat them well
Lentz_stacie_14: well it seemed like it u wouldnt drop the password thing when i told u idk i loveu and dont wanna fight tell me ur questions k
Zach: i never put my hands on a woman unless they want me 2
Lentz_stacie_14: i want ur hands on me now then right now

At Least It Wasn't That Dastardly Hamburglar

BC2486: i had a reoccurring dream when i was a kid, that i was playing that game your dad plays when you’re a baby where he lies on his back and tosses you up a little bit and catches you, but i was playing it with the burger king king (before the awesome/creepy commericals). he then sat up really quickly like in the game “don’t wake daddy” and yelled “ahhhh” at me. i then started floating towards a black tunnel and once i made it into the tunnel, krang suddenly appeared surrounded by stars, stars kinda like the ones you see as a result of a flash. then i woke up. was a pretty freaky dream when i was 5

Laying Pipe...and Nutsacks

Blajano: Those are the pipe’s nutsacks, what’s the problem with that?

ehaugan: The pipe has multiple internal nutsacks

Blajano: Oh absolutely. Don’t ask me what they got inside though.

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Sehkmet: popular misconceptions about evolution: * Biological evolution does not address the origin of life; for that, see abiogenesis. The two are commonly and mistakenly conflated. Evolution describes (and through the theory of evolution, endeavors to explain) the changes in gene frequencies that occur in populations of living organisms over time, and thus, presupposes that life already exists. Evolution likewise says nothing about cosmology, the Big Bang, or the origins of the universe.

* The word “theory” in “the theory of evolution” does not imply doubt in mainstream science regarding its validity; the words “theory” and “hypothesis” are not the same in a scientific context. While “theory” in conventional usage tends to denote a “hunch” or conjecture, a scientific theory is a set of principles which, via logical induction, explains the observations in nature in natural terms. Evolution is a theory in the same sense as the theory of gravity or the theory of relativity.

Alleyl: hey where are those sex threads that you usually post. those are pretty interesting.

Use This Guy's Pickup Lines Verrry Carefully

Batousi: I was just curious if anyone would like to share their pickup lines they used on their wives/gf’s and are still with their wives/gf’s. Doesn’t matter if it’s in game or outside. Mine was towards my wife when we first met, “Would you like to take a ride on my motorcycle?” 2 weeks later we are living together and happily married and a baby on the way.